- Whenever you're late, the class will start on time.
- When you're on time, the teacher will be late.
- If you think you're gonna fail the quiz/hourly/mid/final, you will!.
- If you think you will pass the quiz/hourly/mid/final, you'll still fail but with some shreds of dignity.
- 8 am classess suck!...live with it!.
- The availablity of food at the cafetaria, is indirectly proportional to the amount of money you have.
- Smoking on an empty stomach on a long day at university is a very bad idea.
- Not smoking at all is an even worse idea.
- Sleeping during lectures is ok only if your sitting in the last row.
- Sleeping in the front row is ok, as long as the teacher is dozing off on the seat next to you.
- Whenever you miss a class, there will be a quiz.
- Even if you attend the class, it doesn't matter because you forgot about the quiz anyway.
- If you think you're prepared for the exam, think again!
- Bunking a class is a good idea as long as the teacher doesnt find out/doesn't know your name.
- The course instructor is always right.
- Coffee helps! have loads of it.
- If you have missed an important class, the chances that your friends have'nt is next to zero.
- The course instructor is GOD, respect them, they are the one who award you the grades.
- If you failed a course the first time, rest assure you will fail it again the second time.
- A 3.8 gpa is just a myth.
- A 3.5 gpa is a distant dream.
- A 3.3 gpa is possible.
- A 2.6 gpa is reality.
- Mp3 players are man's greatest invention, buy one!. You will have your share of long boring lectures.
- If you dont own an mp3 player, make sure you have enough friends who do and are always willing to lend you their 'ipod'.
- Why go for an A+ at 95 when you can get a C at 60 and still pass the course, if objections: refer to laws 20-23.
- People who get scholarships were raised that way, you were'nt, go blame your parents.
- If you're failing a course, you will fail. There is no such thing as miracles, be a man/woman and face the facts, start making up excuses to tell your parents.
- If you are a TA, God be with you.
- If the course instructor is wrong refer to law 15.
All for now. More Laws, ammendments etc will be posted soon. Suggestions/new ideas are welcome:) . If you want to criticize, go ahead! you will be ignored. Nobody likes a whinner.
.........khatam shud
Peace \m/
